what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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