i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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