So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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