I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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