y did u give ur computer a hand job?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dicks are not precious.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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