super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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