id be glad to
i just had sex bonerless
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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