peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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