he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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