If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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