Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
tell me about the eggs
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