wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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