i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
There's even glitter on my cock...
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