"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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