She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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