i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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