We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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