from now on my penis is your penis
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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