I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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