yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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