Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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