You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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