yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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