ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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