One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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