so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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