508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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