the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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