Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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