Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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