rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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