My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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