We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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