even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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