If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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