This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
