just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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