dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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