Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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