Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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