I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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