You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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