no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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