i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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