normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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