I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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