My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
