One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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