I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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