We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have post one night stand depression
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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