so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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