Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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